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You're not gonna wanna miss this....

Posted on 2010.02.03 at 13:47
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Date:
Saturday, 20 February 2010
Time:
8:00 - 10:00 pm
Location:
Union Station City Stage Theater
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30 West Pershing Rd
Town/City:
Kansas City, MO

Hello Dolly!

Fiends, Horror Club is steppin' out! We are going to see us some musical theater! That's right, Horror Club will be gathering to see Evil Dead the Musical. It's about time someone made a musical about one of the greatest horror films ever!

Tickets are normally $15.00, but with our discount, they are $12.

Here's what you need to do to get the Horror Club discount.
It's simple, I promise.

Call Union Station @ (816) 460-2020 (Tuesday through Saturday, 9 am to 3 pm.) and when you reach the ticket agent, Tell them that you are with the Horror club and would like to see Evil Dead on the 20th and the code word is "Little Women."

If you do not say the code word is "Little Women," you will not get the discount. So make sure you say that.

The code only works for the call center, so make sure you call soon to reserve your ticket!

This from Nick Padgett, the director of this show...

"You may also want to inform your peeps that there will be a cash bar at every performance and drinks are allowed in the theatre.

ALSO...this show has a splatter zone. If you sit in the first few rows...you WILL get blood on you. Basically it's like Gallagher, but with Blood and Guts!"

Per Notty's request....

Posted on 2010.01.27 at 12:46


I made it so.

Blessed

I have been doing a LOT of cooking lately....

Posted on 2010.01.04 at 10:38
...but that's not what this is about. And I could use some good advice if you can spare a moment.
Come on. Get all up in my bidnuss... )

This week, the film I've been cast in will begin principal photography. I have been cast as "Archie" which I have mentioned before I think. Super excited to be doing a real film with a real budget and a real crew, and some very fine actors are in the mix as well.

My girlfriend is less than thrilled though. It's a unique film, to say the least, and the nature of it's uniqueness is preventing her from being very supportive. She really doesn't like that I'm doing it. I can understand her reservations, but she hasn't read the script, save what I've shown her. She's not an actor and can't understand that the things actors do in performance are essentially the same as building widgets in a factory. Whether it's a love scene, a death scene or anything in between, we know it's just pretend, and the characters we play have little to do with who we are.

That said, there were some scenes where some really, really fucked up things happened. Those were the scenes she objected about, but those scenes have been taken out because the film could not be sold with them in.

She's admitted that her reservations are irrational, and that she is glad I'm finally getting to do what I've spent the last 10+ years of my life working toward, but she's sucking all the enjoyment and pleasure out of the experience for me, because I can't talk about it with her, or work on it in front of her, without a severe cold front moving in.

So what the hell are my options? I want her to feel good about this, but I don't know how to turn an irrational (her word) feeling of dread and fear of embarrassment into something that makes her feel a little proud of me, or at least glad I'm having a little success.

How we did Friday....

Posted on 2009.11.22 at 23:30
I want to thank those of you who came to the show, and those of you who dropped a few bucks to help my friend. I wish like hell we could have had a full two week run of this show, because based on my basis of comparison, it was the best showcase I'll see for quite some time. Vi Tran was AMAZING, Mark Manning was AMAZING, Lezlie Revelle was AMAZING, Nathan Granner was AMAZING, and the cast of "The Adventures of Flash Gordon and Dale Arden" was AMAZING. I've never seen a showcase with this caliber of performance. If you missed it, and you would like to see it, maybe you can come over and check out the video. I wish I could distribute it. It was that good. And I'm being humble here. It was truly an amazing night. Can somebody back me up on this? I mean really. It's over a full day later, and I'm still moved by everyone's performances. I can't stop thinking about them.

I think what I'm saying is, the show went above and beyond anyone's expectations.

Vi's set was inspired. I'd never heard him perform his own material, and yes, I'm going to buy his album. He's a wonderful performer with an enormous voice and terrific presence. I've worked with him as an actor, and let me tell you he delivers as a singer/songwriter as well. His songs are smart and poetic, and he is a hell of a lot of fun to watch.

Mark Manning read an original Monologue, and it was wonderful. He's so gifted, and he has this unique voice that is so easy to listen to. He was so funny and so poignant. That dude needs his own radio show or something (tee hee). He was perfect. It was a pleasure to have him share his wonderful story.

There was a reading of "The Adventures of Flash Gordon and Dale Arden," which featured various members of the audience. It was a recreation of the first episode of the 1934 radio show. All I can say is that it was hysterical. I was so amazed at how people could just take a script they had never seen before and just roll with it. I think Zarkov was among my favorites. He was played by Jim, who sings in my band, and he busted out the best Henry Kissinger imitation I've ever heard. I was truly impressed.

Lezlie Revelle also made me happy. I've been a fan of her's for a very long time, and I love her deeply feminine songwriting and performance. She is at her best, as many songwriters are, when singing of heartache, and let me tell you, few people capture that better than she. That's just the half of it though, she can also bring the joy. And boy did she!

I performed a monologue too, called "Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking my Cock?", and my girlfriend said I was very funny. I'm choosing to believe her.

Nathan Granner wrapped up the show. I met him in 1990 when we lived in Manhattan and were attending K-State together, living in the same house. I got wind of him earlier this year, and seeing him again after nineteen years was incredible. Hearing his voice was even more incredible. He's simply amazing. His voice is just.....magical. And he's totally cool about it too.

Of course, Paul was there too, though he got there late due to his work schedule and he was moved to tears at his reception. He said a few words before I did that monologue for him, and continued to hang out and have fun long after the show. It was good. He's been through a lot, and it made us happy to see him smiling.

We managed to raise over a thousand dollars for Paul, which includes the paypal donations that several of you made.

In case you just skimmed past that last part....A THOUSAND DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!!!

I want to thank all of you who came to the show, or donated to the paypal fund. You all helped me do what I needed to, and I appreciate it!

I also want to thank the following people:

Chris and Chuck at the Alcott Arts center. You guys HAVE to be the most generous and kind people in KC, and thank you for being so giving and making this event go off without at single hitch!

Richard Sutton and Angie Fiedler Sutton. You made this happen. You took the load off me and I truly, truly appreciate it. Thank you so much!

Victoria Rau for helping me stay focused and positive and productive and also for the help with the auction and food table and everything else, Doug Higson and Mia Porterfield for the cookies and help at the door, Josh Rodgers for allowing me to borrow the PA and the help setting it up, Emily Foster and Pat McGee for the help with the auction and Securtiy, Jamie King for manning the bar, Dean Vivian for the enthusiastic help and also for saving my ass (lol). Of course, my performers deserve thanks too, and if there is anyone I'm forgetting.....oh yeah.....

Thank you Paul, for being my friend. Hope we helped!

Now on to the next one.




Press Release for Burnsapalooza....

Posted on 2009.11.17 at 17:24
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BTW, if anybody wants to help, or perform, or keep me sane, I'm sure I could use you. I mean, utilize your presence.

(I'm putting this here so I don't lose it.)

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Contact: Curtis Smith
Phone: 816-651-6644
Email: cskippy2000@aol.com
Fundraiser to Benefit Paul Burns
Local Actor, Scarred in Brutal Attack, Will Get Help Paying Medical Bills

The Alcott Arts Center and friends of Paul Burns will host a fundraiser at 8 p.m. on November 20 to assist the local actor/director with medical bills incurred after a savage attack.

In the very early morning hours of Sunday, November 8, Kansas City Actor/Director Paul Burns was thrust into the middle of a physical altercation that left him with one hundred and fifty stitches in his face. In an effort to try to protect a friend who was physically incapable of protecting himself, Paul nearly lost his life, the blade that cut him missing his Jugular by a couple of millimeters. He was treated and released at a nearby emergency room, and is recovering very nicely.

Curtis Smith, long time friend of Paul’s and organizer of the event said, “Because Paul has no medical insurance, he not only has to suffer the emotional aftermath of being attacked and scarred for life, but he also has to suffer the financial hardships of being on the hook for emergency room fees. That's why his friends are helping raise money to help alleviate the additional stress of that financial albatross.”

The fundraiser will be November 20 at the Alcott Arts Center, located at 180 South 18th Street, Kansas City, KS, doors open at 7:30 and admission will cost $12 at the door. There will be performances by local musicians Dean Vivian, Vi Tran, and Lezlie Revelle, with a special performance from Sony recording artist and one of the three American Tenors, Nathan Granner.

There will also be an auction, and other activities to be announced. Proceeds from the benefit will help Burns pay medical bills that resulted from the attack. Proceeds that exceed Burns’ needs will be donated to the Kansas City Free Health Clinic.

Please note that that this is a cash only event, and the Alcott Arts Center is not handicap accessible.

For more information about contributing to the Paul Burns medical fund, email Curtis Smith at cskippy2000@aol.com or phone 816.651.6644.

Curtis Smith is a local Actor, Musician, and Vice President of the Kansas City Horror Club.

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If you would like more information on this topic, or to schedule an interview with Curtis, feel free to contact him, using the information at the top of this press release.

An update on the Fundraising for Paul Burns....

Posted on 2009.11.12 at 17:03
Thought I'd update everyone on the progress that I have made to raise money for Paul Burns' medical expenses.

Let's start at the beginning, shall we?

In the very early morning hours of Sunday, November 8, Kansas City Actor/Director Paul Burns was thrust into the middle of a physical altercation that left him with one hundred and fifty stitches in his face. In an effort to try to protect a friend who was physically incapable of protecting himself, Paul nearly lost his life, the blade that cut him missing his Jugular by a couple of millimeters. He was treated and released at a nearby emergency room, and is recovering very nicely. Because Paul has no medical insurance, he not only has to suffer the emotional aftermath of being attacked and scared for life, but he also has to suffer the financial hardships of being on the hook for emergency room fees.

That's why his friends have decided to try and raise some money to help alleviate the additional stress of that financial albatross. I can tell you I'm working on two events (not without lots of help, let me assure you!), though I'm positive there is more going on.

On November 20, 8:00 pm at the Alcott Center, there will be an evening of performance, music, a silent auction, food and drink (adult and otherwise). There will be a $12 cover at the door, and inside you will find libation in exchange for your further donation. Doors will open at 7:30.

Also, on December 3rd, The Riot Room in Westport will host a benefit concert featuring my band, The Family Band Massacre. Details to come!

Proceeds exceeding Paul's needs will be donated to the Kansas City Free Health Clinic at Paul's request.

If you cannot make either event, but would still like to contribute, paypal users can send funds to cskippy2000@aol.com, or you email cskippy2000@aol.com for information on where to send a check. If you'd like to participate in the event on the 20th, Let me know at the aforementioned email address, or you can message me on facebook.

Please come out and help make this a huge success. A lot of people have donated their time and services to this cause, and I hope you come enjoy the event. Paul deserves it.

Paul Speaks!

Posted on 2009.11.10 at 10:27
www.kctv5.com/news/21569937/detail.html

Outrage

Posted on 2009.11.09 at 10:28

This article is about my friend, Paul Burns. I am OUTRAGED that this happened to him. He didn't deserve this and they will never bring his attackers to justice. If you know him, call him, email him, give him some money to help with the hospital bill. Whatever you can do. He needs his friends.

www.kansascity.com/news/breaking_news/story/1556564.html

I have posted a comment in the article outlining the events as they were related to me, since the actual article is so full of holes and inaccuracies.

FOOD BLOOOOOOG!!!!

Posted on 2009.11.02 at 09:48
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I had to come up with something totally easy and unique for a Halloween party this weekend (didn't we all?).

My first inclination was to make a cheese skull or some kind of meat thing shaped like a ghoulish cock or something. Then I remembered the surgery I just had and that neither cheese nor meat are my best friends anymore (nearly fully recovered, btw). So healthy it had to be. I think I died a little on the inside, but ultimately it was for the best.

I still wanted to do something new, but I'm not an experienced cook, and while my imagination is always on full blast, I don't have the internal references to create something so incredibly amazing that people would gasp in horror, even as they are cooing with yum yum noises.

So, when in doubt, keep it simple.

The only thing that sprung to mind was Asparagus. Asparagus looks like fingers. More like finger bones. They had to be fleshed out. Phillo Dough? No. Phuck that. I made Baklava once and while delicious, the dough was crazy delicate. Pastry dough is more forgiving and totally awesome, so there it was. My idea was good enough to be getting along with.

So here's my recipe...

Creature Fingers!

Go to the store and buy the following Items.....

Asparagus
Pastry Dough
Slivered Almonds
Eggs
Butter
Something that you like  to dip Asparagus in
Red food coloring

Now that you have all you need, time to wait for the Pastry Dough to thaw.

This is a good time to prepare your dip and wash your veggies thoroughly, and bust the woody ends off. You don't know what filthy third world they came from, or what chemical residue is on them, so make sure you are very thorough. As far as your dip is concerned, try to do better than hollandaise, but whatever you do, dump a bunch of food coloring in it to make it look like bloody goop. I'll tell you what I did, but I'm saving that for the end.

Fuck I forgot to tell you to preheat your oven to 400 degrees. Do that.

After doing that, and maybe watching an episode of the BBC Sci-Fi Comedy "Red Dwarf" (which my gal turned me on to this weekend, VERY clever series), your dough should be thawed and now it's time to get on with the tedium.

See, you have to wrap the asparagus in the pastry dough. It takes forever, and you should use all the pastry dough, and have half a dozen asparagi left over. You'll do this in two batches, or one batch if you have two cookie sheets, which I do not.

Make an egg wash to help seal the pastry if you want, but I did ok just squooshing them together real good. What you REALLY need the egg wash for is to affix the almond slivers to the ends like fingernails. After that, brush them liberally with melted butter and pop them in the 400 degree oven for 15 minutes.

When they are done, pull them out of the oven and let them cool on a cooling rack, or you could just pile them up on a plate. That worked pretty good. They are going to look like swollen fingers with little fingernails, so don't be scared. If you are frightened, just bite the end off after dipping it in your red goo. You'll see that not only are they harmless, they are FUCKING SCRUMSIOUS.

I found a terrific dip that I can recommend, but I encourage you to do whatever you want.

Baconaise. That's really all that needs to be said.

Enjoy them, and make sure you stick an asparagus into the dip and leave it there to make sure people don't dip their cupcakes into it. I say this because it happened, and it was hilareous.

Love you all,
Curtis

[EDIT]

Here, Dear Friends, is the only photograph of my little experiment. Now, before you say anything, this is supposed to be a VEGETARIAN option. Also, the Almond Sliver appears to have fallen off. Gotta watch that!


I have nothing to say today.

Posted on 2009.10.20 at 16:29
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Seriously. Why did you even open this up? Nothing's going on. Not much coming up for that matter. Since you're here though, here are some boobs.

( . ) ( . )

Thanks for stopping by!

Been a fun couple days....

Posted on 2009.10.07 at 07:35
Of course I'm being sarcastic. Monday, and this may  be more info than you want, I had about a foot of my colon removed. No more Diverticulitis, presumably. I'm in a metric ton of pain, and this morning has sucked for a variety of reasons, mostly due to the prospect of my Victoria having to go back to Manhattan today to teach her students, and temporarily abandon me. She's taken WONDERFUL care of me.

If you have nothing else to do, and wouldn't mind seeing me at my worst, get hold of me and maybe you can come visit, yeah?

Giving it another go....

Posted on 2009.09.08 at 14:33
I've decided to give stopping smoking another try. Not really my own decision, I have to have surgery soon to remove part of my innerds. Gross, I know, but that means a fairly long recovery, at least according to my basis of comparison, and I don't want to be coughing OR withdrawing through it. I'm well on my way to completing day two.

My girl, Victoria, is so proud. Luminescent about it, I'd say.

I did make it out to the ren-fest with mah lady yesterday, and we had a lovely afternoon of course. It was nice seeing everyone. I've missed my ren-friends so very much. Next time I'm out I'll chat more.

Much love to everybody!

You start with a roast and a crock pot and your favorite BBQ sauce. No need for fancy expensive beef. I imagine you could use pork too, but there's no need to spend a lot on whatever you pick.

Start about eight or nine o'clock the evening before the day you want to have these burgers, which will probably be tomorrow. Throw the roast in the crock pot, throw in some salt and pepper and a cup of water or so. Turn your crock pot on high for two episodes of Deadwood, then turn it down to low before you go to bed.

Now sleep a long time.

When you wake up in the morning, grab a fork and give a taste. Bland? Probably. I suppose in hindsight you'll realize that you should have maybe seasoned it better, but then you'll realize the important thing is that the roast pulls apart very easily, which it does, so good job. Now flip the meat over, cover it back up and go have some breakfast. Spend your morning doing whatever you want, and have whatever lunch you want, because you're going to want to have this for dinner.

Sometime in the afternoon, drain off all the water and fat, and shred the roast with a fork thoroughly, and then add whatever BBQ sauce you want and mix it in. You can make the sauce yourself or do what I did and throw in a bottle from Arthur Bryant's and a handful of brown sugar. Mix all that up and give another taste.

Pretty good, huh? It gets way better. But what the hell, grab some bread and have a little sandwich. You'll need your strength for what's coming.

You'll need about 2/3lb ground beef.

Make 2 patties. as thin as you can make them without having them thaw out. They should be frisbee-like. You'll be grilling these so season them however you like, and it probably wouldn't hurt to add an egg yolk for cohesion if you're into that kind of thing.

Now that you've made two burger patties and you're on your way to the grill, turn around and go back to the kitchen. You aren't done yet.

Take some of the bbq beef or pork you made earlier, and lay it in the middle of one of the patties. spread it out in an even layer, but leave about 1/4" at the edge. Now, take the other patty and lay it on top, squeezing the edges together.

Neat, huh?

Now go grill it. Make sure you handle it carefully, and grill it slowly, too, you want it to be cooked through. If you don't buy your ground beef in a real butcher shop, like McGonigal's (sp?) or something, then you may not be getting fresh ground beef, so be careful, kay?

Frisburger done? Eat it.

This particular recipe was a collaboration between my buddy Tanner and I. He was going to bring burgers over, and I was gonna make bbq beef. I don't know who said we should combine them, but we did, and now we're ready for our award.

I really, really hope you try this one. It was SO GODDAMN DELICIOUS!!!

Posted on 2009.07.07 at 16:19
I gotta get something off my chest before it becomes and ulcer, or I go nuclear and slap the shit out of somebody. I got something in my craw, dammit.

History:
Seven or eight years ago, I was involved in a collective called "Actors for Actors," who would gather and get feedback on monologues, experiment with new material, and generally be creative and work together to get better at their craft. Great group. We're still all friends, if not as close anymore.

I used to do a lot of writing, thinking I'd be able to actually be a writer of theatrical drama. I didn't have many ideas, but whatever. I did have one idea, and at the time I was going to use it, but abandoned it to try to improve my Karma. It was called "Fat Jesus," and it was about Jesus Christ, proselytizing through stand up comedy. I had an overweight, risen Christ, prattling away in present day comedy clubs. It was pretty funny, because the jokes were all VERY UNFUNNY. One day, some of his disciples come to see the show and that's pretty much how I left it at that time. My friends Brian, Michelle, Tara, and a bunch of others were there, and enjoyed the shit out of it. So much so we did a few more readings, trying different actors who just wanted to taste my awesome monologue.

I didn't abandon the idea. A few years later I changed it up, made it a humorous drama between Fat Jesus and a prostitute that just happened to be named Mary. I still think it has potential.

Cut to early last year.....

I get an email from Michelle, asking about that Jesus sketch, as she was thinking it would be a good concept for a show at the Fringe Festival. I didn't have the original, but I sent her the updated concept, and that really wasn't what she was looking for. She, Brian, and Tara were going for something along the lines of my original concept. Jesus doing stand up comedy. She asked for my permission to use the idea, and I gave her my blessings.

Here's the important part:
Michelle asked for MY BLESSING to use MY IDEA for a show for the fringe festival last year. My idea. Mine. That I came up with, after reading a sketch in the same group about Jesus who was roommates with Satan. That was a great sketch too, written by Justin Garnder, whom I credited, who doesn't write stuff like that anymore, much to my disappointment. Anyway. Jesus, stand up comedy, my idea, I allowed them to use.

Thus, "Jesus Christ - King of Comedy" was born, and I was collaborating on and off throughout the entire writing process, serving as a consultant basically, and they were very cool about including me, even though I was unable to provide them with the original sketch. I was also unable to recreate it myself. It had been far too long, so they did their best with what they remembered.

I received no credit. No "Thank you." Nothing.

Those who were in the group and knew where the idea originated, told me it was good and they really took my idea and ran with it.

Cut to now:

Now those guys are using the success of that show, (which admittedly I did not see because I couldn't afford it at the time, nor was I offered a comp) to promote their new one, which (also admittedly) I have absolutely nothing to do with.

But they are saying, and I quote, "From the creators of Jesus Christ, King of Comedy..."

Well, not exactly.


Goddammit.



The most interesting man in the world...

Posted on 2009.06.23 at 09:55
Current Mood: so happy!
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...knows how to make sushi at home.

I am not that man, but I do know how to do it now. I did it Last Thursday, on International Sushi Appreciation Day, or whatever it was. It was Facebook's idea, and I do whatever facebook says. I also did it, just to make sure I knew how, on Father's day for my girlfriend's dad, who LOVES sushi.

Here's what you do, because you can do this!

Go to that Asian market that you drive by sometimes and say "Oh cool, an Asian market." Walk in and get some sushi rice (short grain rice). It'll say "sushi rice" on the bag. Get some of that, and some seaweed wraps, and some rice vinegar. What you put in it is up to you. My Victoria does not like fish, so I get a little fish for me, and some stuff that's not fish for her. I'm not going to tell you what to put in yours, but I can tell you it doesn't matter in the least what you put in. You can be as creative as you like. Shop with imagination when making sushi. The options are endless. In the checkout line you'll find yourself wondering how you got all that stuff for so little, and then you'll be shopping there for EVERYTHING. (The market I found is just south of 95th and I-35, on the west side of I-35, behind the O'Reiley Auto Parts place, and it is AWESOME.) Note that you will have to buy your fish frozen, more than likely, unless you have a seafood department in your grocery store that handles sushi grade fish.

Ok. so now you're at home looking at all the stuff you bought. Here's what you do now.

First thing, make the rice.

Don't just start cooking it. It doesn't work like that. To get it really sticky, and you do want it really sticky, you have to do a simple process that is fool proof. I know it is because Alton Brown said so, and I've done it twice without incident. Here's the process:

Rinse 2 cups of rice using a mesh colander and the pot you'll be cooking it in . Put the rice in the colander and the colander in the pot and fill with water. stir it around good to get everything rinsed. I don't have any idea what you're rinsing off, but after about five rinses, the water will be clear, or close enough to clear to be moving on.

NOW. You can cook the rice.

Throw 2 cups of water in with your 2 cups of cleaned rice. Bring it to a boil. As soon as it comes to a boil, cover the pot and set your heat to the lowest possible setting and let it cook for ten minutes. Don't think you can save some time by doing other prep work during this time, because it won't help. Just wait. At the end of ten minutes, pull the rice off the heat, leave covered and let it set for fifteen minutes. Now you can do something productive while you wait.

I don't know the science for this next part, so I just assume it's magic and respect the process. This is what turns the rice into awesomeness.

I like to use one of those pyrex measuring cups for this part. because it's got a good spout on the lip of it. Pour in 2 tablespoons of sugar, and 2 tablespoons of rice vinegar, and a bit of salt. throw that in the microwave for a minute or so, then take it out and mix the sugar and vinegar together into kind of a simple syrup.

Now, at the end of letting the rice steam for fifteen minutes, put the rice into a glass bowl. Metal isn't good for this part. I don't know why. Like I said, it's magic.

Add the vinegar syrup stuff to the rice slowly, a little at a time, folding it in completely. Sometimes on food shows they tell you to stir something in to something else, but they just poke at it for a second and move on. Be thorough. Don't fuck around, and be gentle, doing your best to coat each grain of rice.

There. Now you have to let the rice cool to room temperature. Since this takes a while, and you're all wound up from folding rice, you can go ahead and do the prep work on the rest of your ingredients. I suggest you bone up on your julianne skills. I have no real instructions for you here. Just make everything look like it does in the restaurants. Not hard.

Now you are ready to start rolling up sushi. Oh crap. You forgot to buy a rolling mat, didn't you. Now would be the time to go get it. When you get back, I'll tell you the rest.

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Ok. Now. You've seen in the restaurants that they wrap their mats in saran wrap, right? I found if you put it in a big ziplock bag, it's the same thing. works great, and you don't have to fumble with that crap.

Throw a piece of seaweed on the mat, wet your hands and grab some rice and throw it on the seaweed, pressing it in a thin layer to the edges, leaving about an inch at one end. Put whatever filling you want on the rice and roll it up, using the mat. If you wet the seaweed at the end, it makes a nice seal that won't open up.

See how easy that is? You'll find yourself using the leftover rice too. Just roll it into balls and snack away. It's SO GOOD.

Hope you enjoy.

Here's what my sushi looks like to me:




Here's what it would look like to you:







the metal

Ahhh. The life of a rock star...

Posted on 2009.06.22 at 13:29
Current Mood: Oh so very frustrated.
...sucks more balls than the heaven that Liberace enjoys at this very moment.

Promoters - the laziest of the lying dirt bags that suck the life and money out of the bands that they rely on.

Club Owners - the worst degenerate, evil cocksuckers I've ever met. They only swallow if your seed is made of pure evil, the rest they spit back in your face.

Doormen - fucking thieves, every one.

We played at Aftershock in Mission last Saturday. That club has amazing sound, and it was probably the best show we've played since the first Riot Room gig we did. It is truly a shame that nobody promoted it, the only people that showed up were girlfriends and family, most of whom they did not comp, despite our agreement, the doorman stole every cent from the door, and the club owner was charging the bands for their drinks, be they diet cokes for two bucks or tiny cocktails for four.

That was an UNPRECEDENTED level of ass-fucking. Up to this point, we've pretty much broke even at gigs. This was the first one where it was OBVIOUS from our arrival that we'd get fucked.

We did the gig, totally rocked the place, made the rest of the bands look like amateurs (or we would have if our singers had buckets to carry tunes in. lol), and had a good time doing it, which to most of them is what it's all about.

My problem is, I see the seedier side to it. I don't like being cheated, and I'm wanting to do something about it. But what? A strongly worded letter?

I'm at a loss. Especially since quitting isn't an option.

Monday night, June 15th,local filmmaker Timothy Harvey will be shooting the crowd scene for his new film, and needs extras.

The film is a riff on the 1920 classic "The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari."

Costumes for the extras: men in dark suits, white shirts without collar buttons... we're trying to evoke the clothing styles of the late 1800's up through the 1930's... long dark coats are good. dark ties, which we will tie like bow ties, etc. as many with hats as possible, bowlers, fedoras, etc.

Women:  as close to the period as possible, although this is a challenge. long dresses, simple, higher collars and long sleeves, wraps or shawls. again, hats, wide brimmed, "Sunday come to meeting" sort of things.
Rob Zombie based the look of the video for "Living Dead girl" on "Caligari"... that's the idea for the look.

Please contact Timothy Harvey on myspace or facebook, and let him know you'll be there.

www.myspace.com/timothys_place

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=675882113

or give him a call at 816.786.3354

I've worked with Tim once before and was very impressed with his organization and professionalism. And he's a great guy too.

Curtis
The Severed Right Hand

Oh yeah.

First Friday tonight!

Posted on 2009.06.05 at 10:36
Zombie Walk!!!!

Posted on 2009.06.01 at 09:47
It's been a while. I know. Thought I'd do an update. It's a long one. )

First thing to say is that ConQuesT was pretty fun. I got to hang out with [info]chernobylred finally. She's such a lovely person, so incredibly classy and sweet, and I'm so glad I didn't fall apart, what with being in the presence of that sort of hotness. I enjoyed her company immensely.

There's a dude at that con, and that I used to be really close to, that these days I typically go to great lengths to avoid. Out of an act of charity on my part, I let him hang for a bit in my room. He has a sneaky way of extracting information about where my room is and what I'm doing. It's maddening, but I let it slide once and let him come hang. That was a mistake. I was having a smoke with [info]chernobylred and some other folks, and Paul is sitting near us, and about every few minutes he lets out a tremendous belch, chased with the kind of fart that could end a marriage. I was so embarrassed. Then he deuced in my bathroom, left the door open and split. I did not allow him back in. That kind of stuff drives me crazy. It's kind of a road hazard at a con, dealing with people's bad habits, and I'm not perfect, but I would have liked my friends, new and old, to feel safe from displays of bodily functions. I think my friend Justin asked him not to pester me, which I appreciated. I don't have a lot of courage when it comes to tromping on a person's perceived reality, but I would really like to find a way to explain to him that I'm not as fond of him as he is of me. I'll work it out eventually.

Friday night at the con there were no room parties, which makes me wonder what the hell that was about. So I opened up my room to a few people and we had adventures. Great times. The con suite smelled of baked ass, so I stayed out of it. I helped with the art show most of the time anyway. The dealer's room, art show and charity auction were very well put together I thought.

That Saturday my band played the second round of club wars and did not proceed to the finals. We're cool with that. We didn't want to do the gig in the first place. Or at least I didn't. They might have, I just wanted to go back to my hotel room and chill. Which I did do. It was a SUPER fun gig though, and we met some cool people. We had a lot of support.

I spent the next week or so hanging out with my ex girlfriend. We kind of revisited the best parts of our relationship before she had to move away yesterday. It was lovely. Bitter sweet. But thank the gods, goddesses, and underlings of gods and goddesses that let us part ways without broken hearts. I'm so thankful for that. I'm glad to know it can happen that way.

And yesterday I find out our band may be getting signed very soon, and a tour might be in the works. Holy shit. All these maybes and a guy could get his hopes up, huh? I'm going to stay pragmatic in this regard.

Zombie walk on Friday. Get your asses ready, we're going to freak out the crossroads!


Tucked under my windshield wiper, I received the following written on a little card. It is written exactly as it reads....

I THINK, I GOT MY SWAG BACK
Hosted by Comdian Rickey Ramsey
MAY 23, 2009
DOORS OPEN AT 9PM
18 TO ENTER 21 TO DRINK

"IF YOU NOT THERE, YOU A SQUARE"

$10 COVER FEE!!!

1809 troost kc, mo 64130

[Not so bad, but then I flipped it over]

First 100 callers get $1 off
If you have a T-mobile phone you get for a dollar off

anyone from luarence ks get in for $5 dollars (must show prove)
enter for only $8 dollars if you work at the following places
Mc Donalds, Encore, Sprint, T-mobile, ADT, Citi Bank, Wal-mart, Target

LADY WITH MOST SWAG WINS A BOTTLE OF NUVO
GENTLEMAN WITH THE MOST SWAG WINS A HUNDRED DOLLARS
LADY WITH THE NICEST APPLE BOTTOM RIDES OUT IN A LIMO WITH Comedian RICKEY RAMSEY
$5 DOLLAR RAFFLE TO RIDE HOME IN A LIMO
FREE BEER

Gentlemen: collar shirts/or Blazer to get in.
LADYS are encourage to wear leggens and dresses
watch SOUJAH BOY perform turn my swag on




I think we should go.

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